Google
has won praise for its April Fool's joke this year, when it touted
Toilet
Internet Service Provider (TiSP), a free wireless broadband service that
delivers connectivity via plumbing systems.
"We've got that whole organising-the-world's-information thing more or less
under control," said Google co-founder and president Larry Page, a long-time
supporter of so-called "dark porcelain" research and development.
"What's interesting, though, is how many different modalities there are for
actually getting that information to you, not to mention from you."
Users who sign up online for the TiSP system will receive a full home
self-installation kit, which includes a spindle of fibre-optic cable, a TiSP
wireless router, installation CD and setup guide.
Home installation is a simple matter of GFlushing the fibre-optic cable down
to the nearest TiSP Access Node, then plugging the other end into the network
port of your Google-provided TiSP wireless router.
Within 60 minutes, the Access Node's crack team of Plumbing Hardware
Dispatchers should have your internet connection up and running.
Users can also opt for professional installation performed by "an army of
factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots from the TiSP Access Node" and a choice
of three packages dubbed 'Trickle', 'The #2' or the 'Royal Flush'.
Those who experience issues can expect help in the form of 24-hour, on-site
technical support in the event of backup problems, brownouts and data wipes.
Other April Fool's articles circulating the net included the
BBC's
announcement of
sniff
screen technology, and
Nasa's picture
from the
first
Space Quidditch match.
Popular gadget site
iwantoneofthose.com
announced the release of the
robo-girlfriend
and
DVD
Dossier announced that HD-DVD and Blu-ray were combining forces to create a
singe HD format dubbed
HD-Blu.
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