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7.5 features the Apple iPhone 5 definitely won’t have

The iPhone 5 won't be able to peel your carrots

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As speculation atop speculation about the iPhone 5 whirrs into excess, we ponder the key features that Apple will inevitably leave out of its latest wonder-phone.

In no particular order:

  • Perfume dispenser
  • NFC
  • Laser beam
  • Haptic feedback
  • Vegetable peeler
  • Reliable ability to make calls
  • A physical keyboard
  • The 

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